Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 15.2!
March 22nd, 2015

Sockscast Episode 15.2!
Run Time: 1:16:53 / File Size: 35.2MB
Our Special Guest: Deven Mack
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

Aaaaaaaand as promised, Deven Mack returns in this episode as we discuss his career both in front of and on the directing side of the microphone from his humble beginnings on Newgrounds, to starring in nationally televised cartoons, and his work within the indie games community. It's a fun and informative listen, so check it out!

Don't forget to shoot us an email at podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net and maybe we'll read your wordy-words on the air!

Also, just in case you missed these two linky-dinkies:

We'll catch ya next time!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 15.1!
March 18th, 2015

Sockscast Episode 15.1!
Run Time: 2:10:09 / File Size: 59.5MB
Our Special Guest: Deven Mack
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

The world's greatest voice actor and director, Deven Mack, joins the Sockscast in part one of this two-part special podcast to talk a bit of sportsball, voice acting, and his love of the sportsball. He also loves sportsball. Elsewhere in Socksland, Polly's mitochondria are OUT OF CONTROL, John's busy enjoying the best Final Fantasy, and Penis Energy is beatin' up dudes, crying a lot, and throwing cars around! Tune in next time for Episode 15.2, where we'll have an in-depth discussion with D-Mac about his career in front of the mic and on the other side of it as well.

Don't forget to shoot us an email at podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net and maybe we'll read your wordy-words on the air!

Also, just in case you missed these two linky links:

We'll catch ya next time!


You Dirty Mother...
March 16th, 2015

For the first time in almost 1,600 years, Pitchfork rises from the bottom of the sea to deliver what may possibly be his most anticipated written article for the site (at least given the volume of email I've received about it over the last three years.). Make sure you got some snacks and a comfy seat handy, folks...

However, if you're really interested in supporting Pat and his creative efforts, I urge you to follow the link below to pick up his newly-released novel, All the Lonely People:

Also, don't forget to shoot me an email if you're still interested in appearing on our 10th Anniversary live cast. I'm still working out the finer details, but I'm receiving your emails and will get back to you all soon.

Sockscast Episode 15 will be available sometime Wednesday-Friday of this week.

Stay tuned!


Help Celebrate SMPS.Net's 10th Anniversary!
March 9th, 2015

Next month will mark the tenth year that Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net has been annoying the entire internet with its own unique brand of bad videogames writing and humor. But I'm not the only one to blame! Many of YOU have been a part of this catastrophe and it's time to own up to your sins!

To celebrate our tenth anniversary, the plan right now is to host an ENTIRELY LIVE version of the Sockscast (which will be archived after we broadcast) and we want to talk to many of you as possible about the site or whatever else may happen to tickle your fancy. If you're just a casual reader, only listen to the podcast, or have contributated something to the site over the years, we want to talk to YOU, and we hope you wanna talk to us!

Currently, I'm in the planning phase, so I want anyone who wishes to be a part of the 10th anniversary podcast to shoot an email off to polly[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net to let me know you'd like to be on for a bit. As we get closer to the actual date, I'll be sure to email you and let you know when we'll be broadcasting and work out when it'd be convenient to bring you into the call.

I currently have no date set for the event, but my hope is to do it sometime in early April, but plans be fluid sometimes and peoples' schedules don't always play nice.

I'll post more updates about the tenth anniversary livecast as they start coming together. I hope we get the chance to talk to YOU!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 14
March 1st, 2015

Sockscast Episode 14!
Run Time: 3:04:14 / File Size: 84.3MB
Our Special Guest: FreezingInferno
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

April showers may bring May flowers, but February Wieners bring March FreezingInfernos! That makes no sense at all, but it's at least cool knowing that The Internet's FreezingInferno joins the Sockscast this episode to discuss his love of cartoons, platformers, and says a word heinous enough to become the first person ever bleeped on a Sockscast. Meanwhile, Polly is floating through space as a gravity ghost, Rhete is using his slow-mo vision to ogle boobies, and John spirals further into the madness that is the SaGa series.

Thanks for listening, and be sure to shoot an email off to podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net if you want us to read your dumb words on the air!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 13
February 15th, 2015

Sockscast Episode 13!
Run Time: 3:03:52 / File Size: 84.1MB
Our Special Guest: Erik of EriksJoystick
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

This episode of the Sockscast marks the Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net/Sockscast debut of good pal and all around fun twitch.tv streamer, Erik of EriksJoystick! He joins us to discuss some StarBound and Monster Hunter 4: Ultimate among other things as Polly and Rhete take a trip to a magical land with the recent release of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 to put a decisive end to the console wars and finally, John's still on a personal crusade to become a magical girl and a frog!

It's an exciting episode, so hop to it and be sure to email us at podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net and maybe we'll read your wordy-words on the air!


Sockscast Official Site!
February 11th, 2015

Sure, it only took half a year for me to finally get around to it, but the Sockscast now has its own official page. You can find all past and future episodes of the show there for your easy listening convenience, and there's even an in-page player for those that would rather just listen in their browser.

Have fun kids!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 12.2
February 10th, 2015

Sockscast Episode 12.2!
Run Time: 3:01:55 / File Size: 83.2MB
Our Special Guest: Bpwner
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

Well, hey, better late than never, right? As promised, here's your Sockscast-Flavored Spoilercast for Naughty Dog's The Last of Us featuring your favorite Bpwner and mine, Bpwner! If you haven't played The Last of Us, firstly, what's your deal? Secondly, don't listen to this episode if you intend to play it in the future. Don't worry, you won't hurt our feelings...too much. To all others, we hope you enjoy the three-hour long conversation!

We'll be back again this Sunday with our regularly scheduled Episode 13!

And hey, while you're at it, shoot us off some emails to podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 12.1
February 1st, 2015

Sockscast Episode 12.1!
Run Time: 3:33:57 / File Size: 97.9MB
Our Special Guest: Bpwner
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

And so, The Powers That B said, "Let there be Sockscast," and all was good in the land! Of course, we obviously mean "The Powers That Bpwner," since he's gracing our podcast with his ever-so-lovely presence and sharing his love of Dark Souls and cats fishing...or fisting...we're not sure. Meanwhile, Rhete, Polly, and John demonstrate the virtues of having your own videogame-related podcast by not talking about videogames much at all and instead focus on cartoons, music, and other weird obsessions truly befitting a podcast about videogames!

Tune in next Sunday for Episode 12.2 where myself, Rhete, John, and Bpwner will spoil the shit out of Naughty Dog's The Last of Us. If you've got any feedback or questions you'd like to have us yap about concerning the game, feel free to drop us an email at podcast[at-sign]socksmakepeoplesexy.net!

See ya next Sunday!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 11
January 19th, 2015

Sockscast Episode 11!
Run Time: 2:49:20 / File Size: 77.5MB
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

The Sockscast train pulls into the station an eensy-weensy little bit late this week due to illness, but try as it might, illness has no concrete way of stopping the maximum amount of yappage coming from the only sorta-videogame podcast that matters! This episode Polly's headin' on down to South Park to have herself a time, John's finally achieved his dream of becoming a magical girl, and Rhete's still...doing...lots of stuff!

As always, feel free to hit us up with an email at podcast [at-sign] socksmakepeoplesexy.net and maybe we'll make YOU internet famous next!

While you're at it, be sure to drop by the Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net forum and let us know what some of your top Generation 5 games are for a big ol' list we're doin'! And you can drop by our Let's Play forum to participate or enjoy some videos from the Let's Play Summer School 2 event that's happening right now!

And that's all for now!


Podcasts Make People Sexy: Sockscast Episode 10
January 4th, 2015

Sockscast Episode 10!
Run Time: 3:05:59 / File Size: 85.1MB
Opening Theme: Operation Wolf

The Sockscast is back and ready to kick off 2015 as they get the ball-a-rollin' with a three-hour post-holiday poscast for you to get all nice and cozy to. Over the last two weeks Rhete has managed to play every single goddamn game EVER CREATED, John warps back to 1985 with gaming's most beloved franchise, and Polly has been in the same dungeon for almost twenty hours!

While I've got your attention, why not drop by the Sliders 'n Socks forum and help Rhete compile another huge list of games. Now that the holidays are past us, we hope some more folks are a bit more eager and have a bit more time to write up some of their games from the fifth generation of consoles.

Also, Awesome Games Done Quick is happening RIGHT NOW, so head on over there for some awesome speed runs and if you can throw a little money their way for charity.


Sockscast Crew's Expanded GoTY 2014 Lists!
January 1st, 2015

Welcome to yet another year on this miserable little planet! But everything doesn't have to be so bad. In fact, we're starting the year off with some fresh new content for you all to have a gander at.

As promised, myself, John, and Rhete have all produced some site-based versions of our Game of the Year lists for 2014 that we mentioned on the podcasts. We all kinda tackled the situation in different ways, but if you listened to the podcast, you know I can't really trust these two ding-dongs to do things normally anyway.

And so, presented for your approval, the lists:

And with that, Game of the Year is freakin' over. The Sockscast will be returning to our regular recording schedule hopefully tomorrow night, so there's hope for a new Sockscast for your new year coming Sunday!

And yeah, yeah, I know, I need to get this page cleaned up and a proper site for the podcast. I'M LAZY! Some things I just didn't make resolutions about!


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