11/23/04 - NEEDS MORE HOURS!!!
by Polly

This one's a bit of witty (read: stupid) commentary on reviewers bitching about game length. It came after I read a review that said "Alien Hominid is short. It's only about as long as six Neo Contras." Yeah, I think anyone who reviews videogames on the internet is stupid and full of shit too and should di--..