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Polly-chan's Kawaii Fuckin' Desu Anime Reviews n' Shit (Index)
     Polly-chan's Animu History (An Introduction)
     Elfen Lied
     GeneShaft
     Black Lagoon/Black Lagoon: The Second Barrage
     Grenadier
     Mai-HiME
     Mai-Otome
     Mai-Otome Zwei
     Mai-Otome 0~S.ifr~
     Eureka Seven
     F³: Frantic, Frustrated, and Female (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
     Witchblade
     Strike Witches (Special Commentary + Review)
     Gunslinger Girl
     Gunslinger Girl -Il Teatrino-
     Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan
     Kiddy Grade
     Kino's Journey
     His And Her Circumstances (Kare Kano)

     Polly-chan's Top 10 Japanese Cartoons From 2000-2009
     Polly's Japanese Cartoon License Wishlist

The Adventures of Pat & Polly!

Contributed Articles  

Polly's Top 25 Games of All-Time
Polly's Top 10 Worst Games of All-Time
SEGA Genesis Did It Better (Index Page)
     SEGA Genesis Did It Better Part I
     SEGA Genesis Did It Better Part II
     SEGA Genesis Did It Better Part III
     SEGA Genesis Did It Better Part IV
     SEGA Genesis Did It Better Part V
Polly's Awesome SNES Moments
Fifth Floor: Menswear Guest Spots
Ten "FUCK YOU" Moments in Polly NES History
The Cheetahmen Saga
Ninja Cop vs Ninja Clown

Contributed Game Reviews  

NES Reviews
Adventure Island Series
Al Unser Jr. Turbo Racing
Bad Dudes
Baseball Stars
Batman
Blades of Steel
Bucky O'Hare
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Chip n' Dale: Rescue Rangers
City Connection
Contra Force
Defender of the Crown
Gyruss
Konami NES Capsule Reviews
Metal Storm
Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
Power Blade
Power Blade 2
R.C. Pro-Am
Roadblasters
Shatterhand
Super C

PC Reviews
American McGee's Alice
Bionic Commando: Re-Armed (feat. Bionic Commando NES)
Doom 3
Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil
Hitman: Codename 47
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Hitman 3: Contracts
Project Inthri 3
Touhou Project 8: Imperishable Night

PlayStation2 Reviews
Contra: Shattered Soldier
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
God of War
Gradius V
Gunslinger Girl vol. 1 (Japanese Import)
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Neo Contra
The Red Star
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES - The Journey (Episode Yourself)
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES - The Answer (Episode Aegis)
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4

PlayStation 3 Reviews
Bionic Commando
Flower
PixelJunk Shooter

PlayStation Reviews
Syphon Filter PSX Trilogy

PSP Reviews
LUNAR: Silver Star Harmony
Mega Man: Powered Up
Phantasy Star Portable
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable

Nintendo DS Reviews
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
Contra 4
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
Konami Arcade Classics Series Arcade Hits
Lunar: Dragon Song
Nanostray
NEW Super Mario Bros.
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

GameCube Reviews
Alien Hominid
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
StarFox Assault
Tales of Symphonia

Genesis Reviews
Atomic Runner
The Adventures of Batman & Robin
Ranger-X
Shadow Dancer: The Secret of Shinobi
Valis: The Fantasm Soldier Dissection and Review
Syd of Valis Dissection and Review
Valis III Dissection and Review
X-Men 2: Clone Wars

XBORX Reviews
Halo
Halo 2

XBORX 360 Reviews
Bionic Commando

GameBoy Advance Reviews
Contra Advance: The Alien Wars EX (w/ Contra: The Alien Wars for Gameboy Color)
Final Fantasy V Advance
Final Fantasy VI Advance
It's Mr. Pants!

SNES Reviews
The Lost Vikings
Ninja Warriors
Skyblazer
Super Back To The Future Part II (with FreezingInferno)
Super Double Dragon
Super Valis IV
Wild Guns

GameBoy Reviews
Operation C

Arcade Reviews
Shock Troopers
Shock Troopers: 2nd Squad

Amiga Reviews
Cannon Fodder

Misc. Reviews
Jakks Pacific TV Games: Namco
Jakks Pacific TV Games: Atari
Jakks Pacific TV Games: Mortal Kombat

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