Features From the Future
 

Pat Likes Final Fantasy. Pat LOVES Final Fantasy. He has a LOOOOOOOOT of things to say about every one of them in this ongoing piece that will be sure to delight you! No refunds.


Weaboo, Japanophile, whatever you wanna call it! As much as I rag on the stuff and the people who watch it, I myself enjoy it as well. I also hate it. Come here for all same great-tasting Polly Venom (and some love...) directed at a whole new medium! May be a consolidated Feature in the future.


Fat Kakashi and decoy octopus team up to tackle this tough SquareSoft classic with witty commentary and a sheer determination to not suck at it! I'm sure one of those two things will bear fruit.


Rhete goes to da movies and relates all of his super fun adventures here in the form of movie reviews. The only known cure for cancer, or so the doctors say.


smps.net's official (stupid) webcomic! Due to the comic running its course, or just a general lack of inspiration, the comic is no longer updated regularly, but that doesn't mean a new one might not make its way out every now and then.